A few weeks ago someone asked me how I like my coffee.
A normal person would answer with a simple statement like “black” or “cream and sugar”. Right?
Well that’s not how I answered. We all know I’m not normal, so… π€·ββοΈ
Instead, this is what I launched into when asked how I like my coffee:
When I’m at home I mix half and half with a bit of milk, preferably full fat milk but 2% will do, and warm it up in the microwave while the kettle boils. Then I use a stainless steel filter and pour boiled water over organic coffee grounds into my prewarmed with the cream and milk mixture cup. When I’m at Starbucks I just get a tall latte and give them a fake name because they can’t spell my name, nor pronounce it anyway.
I could have just said “with cream”, but noooo… π
I’m not wired to keep things simple when it comes to words. #sorrynotsorry
Yesterday, this exact thing happened again. A different friend wanted to know the career of someone I mentioned and instead of saying “he works in the renovation industry” or “he’s in sales” I launched into a multi-paragraph, detailed anecdote of his work history as I knew it, supplemented with a few bits of other interesting-to-me-but-no-one-else elaborations just because I was On A Roll. π
I can’t help myself. When I’m in a talkative/writing mood, watch out for the avalanche of words coming your way. π
On the other side of the coin, when I’m eyeball-deep in a confusing conversation with one of my teenagers, once I realize my words have zero effect on them, I resort to the shortest answer in the history of answers.
The one that begins with N and ends with O.
No.
π
Don’t try to understand me, it’ll just result in a migraine.
Thank you for reading my post.
Lol, we all have the odd avalanche from time to time πππ«
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Oh, giving fake names in restaurants is totally my thing. I’m partial to Donner. “Donner, party of two” always gets a few laughs. Elvis is another go-to. Somebody ALWAYS comments.
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I am laughing in self-recognition. This is totally me!
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You come across loud and clear Claudette, so what’s your Starbucks Name ? I once gave the last name Pardiatu at a restaurant so when they asked how many in our party I said two. Was just funny to hear Pardiatu Party of two.
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Cassandra. π
Funny, you prankster.
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How can I forget
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π€·ββοΈπ
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I go off on tangents and say or write so much I have to figure a way back to the original question or comment and amazingly I’m usually able to do it, though it requires many, many more words and often several more tangents.
I like my coffee very strong, sweet and creamy. At Starbucks I get a grande hammerhead with 4 shots and room for creamπ
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Hi Claudette,
We are very similar. My daily coffee involves many ingredients and steps.
I also cannot give a simple answer, I always have a story to go along with it. My boss often says: “It is just a yes or no answer”.
Wishing you a blessed weekend!
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Well we are a couple of wordy chicks then. π
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I prefer a woman of mystery
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Well, Writer of Words is a perfect name for you then!! π β€
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I suspect you’re going to be one of those senior citizens who literally will stop and talk with anyone and everyone sharing details no one cares about.
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Hold on to your hat, I’ll hunt you down for a Kaffeeklatsch. π€
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Haha!
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