For reasons which are neither here nor there, the Beagle pup did not get his regular walk this morning.
Everybody left early and only I came back to the house.
Well I came back with coffee and still warm egg bread from the local bakery. Nothing’s going to deter me from enjoying this coffee and the still warm egg bread, especially not the funky noises Beagles are known to make.
Have you ever heard Beagle noises?
There’s whimpering and growling, whining and moaning, grunting and squeaking…
One day I will tape him and sell it as an audio file and become an instant millionaire. 💰🤑💲
As I type this, puppy is hanging over the couch looking out the window. Every 30 or 40 seconds he makes a new noise to alert me to the fact that he’s still here, unwalked and clearly neglected.
He doesn’t understand that I will still walk him before I head back to the burbs. He doesn’t understand my elaborate explanations that I have a bladder the size of a pea (get it? ha ha) and that I cannot walk further than 16 steps from the nearest loo immediately after drinking coffee.
See the look of confusion? Or maybe this is his look of hope?
I gave him the same look I get when I have to take a kid to a rink past my bedtime. This one:
Tucker is not impressed.
But I’ll make it up to him. I will take him in an hour and hopefully we won’t freeze to death because today, the temperatures are back to deep freeze.
Thank you for reading my post.
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Aww, Sir Tucker, you are a doll. But Momma NEEDS her coffee and warm bread first!
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This is adorable, especially the photos of you and Sir Tucker. Now it’s just my opinion but Sir Tucker looks very well cared for although rather energetic. I’ll pray for you! hugs, C
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Sir Tucker is a pandemic dog. Meaning, he is clueless what life is like under non-lockdown times. He has never been alone for more than a couple of hours in his 20 months of life… 🙂
He will need to adjust when everyone exits the house again should normal times finally return…
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Obviously Sir Tucker has been neglected. All the photos prove it. I love that he doesn’t let you forget.
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Poor tucker looking out the window ♥ 😂
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I think you overestimate the number of people who would pay money to hear whimpering and growling, whining and moaning, grunting and squeaking. I’d pay you NOT to hear those things, though…
What’s egg bread?
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Maybe I’ll load some noises next time just to see what the reaction is. 😂
Fluffy, eggy, white-flour sweet bread. Yummy. Think soft dinner rolls but more eggy than yeasty. Subtly sweet. Not a dessert pastry, but also not for sandwiches…(I don’t know, I’m making it up). Google says yeasted dough enriched with eggs which gives it its yellow-ish colour.
I like it with unsalted butter. Maybe a drizzle of honey, too.
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I’ve had egg bagels before…never knew they made regular egg bread, too. Sounds great!
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It is so refreshing to read about Tucker’s adventures, and to see his little cute face!
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Isn’t he so adorable? Look at those eyes awwwww! How are you doing, any new plans with your tresses?
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So adorable! Your lion’s mane hair looks good😘
Zeus grunts, heavy sighs, whimpers, whines, yips… he’s not any part beagle that I’m aware of. He’s a shepherd lab mix I think 🤔 Our previous pup was definitely a beagle mix and he thought he was the boss of the house. He’d paw at people to ask them to move so he could have a spot on the couch. He was too good for the floor🙄🤦🏼♀️
Makes ya wonder who’s the pet🤪
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Tucker does not understand floor either…. 😂
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Beagles are a lot of things, but subtle isn’t one of them.
😉
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What a cutie. 🙂
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This whole exchange with the photos is adorable
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Thank you. 💌
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How could you? How could you go out without either (a) taking him with you or (b) bringing him some food back. The whining, mumbling, groaning, whimpering and heavy exhalation has already been patented by thousands of other beagles around the world. I hope he got a good walk and was allowed to roll in stinky stuff? Or is that just me?
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I know, the audacity of humans… 😂
We had a long walk with minor diversions and no rolling in stinky stuff because it was frozen. 😉
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If its frozen, it saves the dreaded bath!! Just saying! I think you can expect more huffing and puffing.
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What a cute little blurb this morning. He’s just so frigging adorable. What a face. Lol. Xo
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That poor pup, so mistreated. (JK) My dog gives me the same look when I won’t give him my cooking.
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Oh…memories! Our Bailey used to hang over the couch looking for things to chase out the window.
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