Wanna know something funny?
Stores may be out of toilet paper, non-perishables and cleaning supplies, but the shelves containing Easter chocolate remain untouched.
Disclaimer: I hereby absolve from claiming responsibility for inevitable chocolate hoarding due to this post.
Basically what I’m saying is:
Do what you want but don’t blame me if you get tackled by social-distanced, hormonal women who have been cooped up in their homes for 24 hours with bored children…